I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Alive.
So much puke
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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