He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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