At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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