so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize