seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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