I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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