So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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