im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Are we still banned from the library?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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