she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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