Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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