stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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