fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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