hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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