People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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