This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
