guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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