Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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