never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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