Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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