hell yes lets make some ravioli
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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