"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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