What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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