your parents love me but you hate me
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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