I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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