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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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