a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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