i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize