i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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