Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
did i walk over a car last night?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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