He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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