sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
