so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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