Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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