i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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