who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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