He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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