so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Nicole vs. Life
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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