i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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