You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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