I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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