listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
40s are totally the cure
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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