North Korea, Best Korea!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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