I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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