oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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