He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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