32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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