Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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