Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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