me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
