All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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