Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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