Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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