I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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