Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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