Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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