Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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