He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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