id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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